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  Finally, An Advantage To Being Colorblind

  Most of the clothes I wore during my single years were blue. Marriage helped me expand the wardrobe because I knew I could trust my wife to match the ties and socks with my suits.

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  The Elk That Nearly Broke The Bank

  It seemed like a safe little vacation game to play with the grand kids. We were all on a long car ride to and to help pass the time I came up with a game they could play to earn some money for souvenirs.

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  Yes, A Snake!

  We all knew when we teed off that snakes are indigenous to the area. I just didn't expect to see one face to face.

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  Squirrelly Nightmare

  Do you have any idea how much it costs to dig a squirrel out of a sewer pipe in your home?