The Kid Dictionary: Hilarious New Words To Describe The Indescribable Things Kids Do -- A funny new gift book for parents filled with words made up to enable you to put words to the unique and unusual traits, behaviors and ideals a person is exposed to when they have children in their lives. For more looks inside The KidDictionary, check out www.TheKidDictionary.com.
UPTITUDE (n.): The intense desire to be the one who presses the button in an elevator.
TRANSPORTOT (v.): To attempt to move a sleeping child from the car or stroller to their bed without waking them.
SHITISTICS (n.): The wildly inaccurate stats spouted by an 8 year old at a sporting event.
WISHJACK (v.) To blow out the candles on another child’s birthday cake.
PEEQUEL (n.) A child's need to use the bathroom 10 minutes after leaving the rest stop where they said they didn't have to go.
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